Thurman Thomas
Bills running back Thurman Thomas was asked how he got psyched for big games. "I read the newspaper and look at the stupid questions you all ask," he replied. He probably spent hours at it because Super Bowl media day is a factory farm of dumb queries.
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John Elway
To Broncos QB John Elway: "Are you going to listen to Stevie Wonder perform at halftime?"
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Orlando Pace
For Rams OT Orlando Pace: "After the game, in the shower, what's your favorite bar of soap?"
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Marshall Faulk
For Rams RB Marshall Faulk: "How come you have a podium while all your teammates are forced to stand out here?"
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Larry Fitzgerald
Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald was asked by an Access Hollywood reporter, "Who has the better hair, you or Steelers safety Tony (sic) Polamalu?"
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Detron Smith
Broncos FB Detron Smith: "What size panties do you think you'd wear?"
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Doug Williams
To Redskins QB Doug Williams: "So how long have you been a black quarterback?" This is now widely debunked as an urban legend, but the following was asked: "Doug, would it be easier if you were the second black quarterback to play in the Super Bowl?"
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Joe Salave'a
For Titans DT Joe Salave'a: "What's your relationship with the football?" (Salave'a's answer: "I'd say it's strictly platonic.")
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Jim Plunkett
To Raiders QB Jim Plunkett: "Is it your mother who's blind, and your father who's deaf, or the other way around?"
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Jay Williams
To Rams DE Jay Williams: "Is Ram a noun or a verb?"
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Tom Brady
Patriots quarterback Tom Brady was asked: "What is your purpose in life?"
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Joe Montana
To 49ers QB Joe Montana: "So why do they call you Boomer?"
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Ray Lewis
To Ravens LB Ray Lewis: "How long have you been surrounded by thugs?"
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Cornelius Bennett
To Bills LB Cornelius Bennett: "Do you believe you can win?"
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Kevin Greene
To Steelers LB Kevin Greene: "How long does it take you to wash your hair?"
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Heath Irwin
To Patriots G Heath Irwin: "Would you like to see the AFC win the Super Bowl?"
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Nate Newton
To Cowboys G Nate Newton: "Have you noticed the logo is missing on one side of the Steelers' helmets?"
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Troy Aikman
To Cowboy QB Troy Aikman: "Does it seem a little strange answering football questions in a baseball stadium?"
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Matt Leinart
The Cardinals quarterback was asked by Inez Sainz of Azteca, "Can I measure your bicep?"
Kurt Warner
To Rams QB Kurt Warner: "Do you believe in voodoo, and can I have a lock of your hair?"
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Mark May
To Redskins OL Mark May: "How does it feel to block for the first black quarterback in the Super Bowl?
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